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In the Warhammer 40,000 universe, a battle between the Adeptus Custodes and the Emperor's Children would be one of the most ideologically and thematically charged clashes imaginable—pitting the Emperor’s flawless, near-divine guardians against his own corrupted, hedonistic sons.
Let’s break down this hypothetical battle across key aspects:

🛡️ Factions Overview
Adeptus Custodes

Loyalty: Absolute, eternal loyalty to the Emperor.
Role: The Emperor’s personal bodyguard, selected from the most genetically perfect humans. They are super-soldiers, nearly immortal, and wield weapons of godlike power (e.g., the Razor of the Emperor, Custodes Power Swords).
Strengths: Unmatched combat skill, near-impervious armor, psychic resistance, and access to relics of divine origin. They fight with perfect coordination and unwavering discipline.
Tactics: Precision warfare, overwhelming force, ritualistic combat. They are not just soldiers—they are living embodiments of the Emperor’s will.

Emperor's Children (Traitor Legion)

Loyalty: Corrupted by the Chaos God Nurgle (or more accurately, Slaanesh, their true patron). Once noble and artistic, they have become decadent, pleasure-obsessed, and emotionally volatile.
Role: Traitor Space Marines of the 12th Legion, now Chaos Space Marines devoted to the pursuit of sensory excess, beauty, and ecstasy—twisted into agony.
Strengths: Extreme speed, close-combat mastery, psychic abilities (especially via Slaaneshi corruption), and a penchant for flamboyant, unpredictable tactics. They fight with flair and abandon, often using bladed weapons, psychic explosions, and self-destructive moves.
Weaknesses: Emotionally unstable, prone to overconfidence, and easily distracted by pleasure or pain.

🔥 The Battlefield: Setting the Stage
Imagine this clash on Calixis Sector's Olympus Mons—a massive, ruined mountain city on a dead world, once a shrine to the Emperor’s glory. The sky burns with stormclouds of warp energy, and the air thrums with psychic decay.

The Custodes arrive in perfect formation—golden armor gleaming, weapons humming with sacred power. They move like a single organism, guided by the Emperor’s silent command.
The Emperor’s Children, led by their fallen Primarch Fulgrim, descend from the ruins in a swirl of crimson and gold, howling in ecstasy. They dance through fire and shattered stone, their movements fluid and grotesquely beautiful.

⚔️ Combat Dynamics
First Engagement: Precision vs. Chaos

The Custodes open fire with Custodes Bolt Pistols and Sword of the Emperor energy whips. Their first volley vaporizes dozens of Chaos Marines in flashes of golden lightning.
The Emperor’s Children respond with Slaaneshi blades, psychic shrieks, and suicidal charges. They leap through the air, slicing through Custodes with inhuman speed—but their blows are often wild, fueled by pleasure-pain.

Mid-Combat: The Emperor’s Children’s Flaw

The Emperor’s Children begin to enjoy the fight—laughing as they are wounded, dancing through explosions, relishing every gash. This ecstasy makes them predictable.
A Custodes Captain, Malcador the Unspoken (or a proxy), uses Emperor’s Wrath to unleash a psychic pulse that disrupts their focus. For a moment, the battlefield freezes. The Emperor’s Children scream—not in pain, but in ecstasy so intense it borders on madness.

Climax: The Final Blow

The Custodes form a Shield of the Emperor, a closing ring of bodies and blades, sealing the Emperor’s Children in a killing zone.
Fulgrim, now a mad, glowing figure of corrupted beauty, charges the Custodes’ leader—only to be impaled through the heart by a Custodes Power Sword, its blade forged from the Emperor’s own essence.
As Fulgrim dies, the Emperor’s Children collapse into violent ecstasy, tearing at each other in their final moments. The battlefield is littered with bodies, some still smiling.

🏁 Outcome: Custodes Victory (by Design)

Why? The Custodes are not just superior in firepower or armor—they are divinely sanctioned. They exist to protect the Emperor at all costs, and their unity, discipline, and sacred purpose are absolute.
The Emperor’s Children, despite their strength and speed, are doomed by their own corruption. Their emotional volatility and obsession with pleasure make them incapable of sustained, rational warfare—especially against enemies who are literally built to embody perfection.

Final Line (in the style of the Warhammer 40K lore):

Switch 2版『フォートナイト』、60fps・高解像度・マウス対応

As of now, there is no official confirmation that Nintendo has been ordered to remove one of its own games from the Nintendo Switch due to a pending Switch 2 patch. Reports suggesting such a directive may stem from misinformation, speculation, or confusion with past incidents.
However, here's what is known:

Nintendo has occasionally removed or paused games from the Nintendo eShop for various reasons — including licensing issues, technical problems, or content revisions.
Switch 2 (officially known as the Nintendo Switch 2 or Switch FZ) is expected to launch in 2025, but details remain limited. Any potential changes to game availability or functionality related to a future console generation would likely be handled through official updates and patches, not abrupt removals.
Game removals due to patching are rare, especially for first-party titles. If a game were to be temporarily removed, it would likely be because of a major software issue that needs to be fixed — not because of a future console update.

In short: No credible report confirms Nintendo was ordered to remove its own game pending a Switch 2 patch. If such a claim exists, it's likely a rumor or misinterpretation.
Always check trusted sources like Nintendo’s official website, Nintendo News, or reputable tech outlets (e.g., The Verge, IGN, Polygon) for accurate updates.